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CHAPTER ONE
LUCY LOOKS INTO A WARDROBE
ONCE there were four children whose names were Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy. This
story is about something that happened to them when they were sent away from London
during the war because of the air-raids. They were sent to the house of an old Professor
who lived in the heart of the country, ten miles from the nearest railway station and two
miles from the nearest post office. He had no wife and he lived in a very large house with
a housekeeper called Mrs Macready and three servants. (Their names were Ivy, Margaret
and Betty, but they do not come into the story much.) He himself was a very old man
with shaggy white hair which grew over most of his face as well as on his head, and they
liked him almost at once; but on the first evening when he came out to meet them at the
front door he was so odd-looking that Lucy (who was the youngest) was a little afraid of
him, and Edmund (who was the next youngest) wanted to laugh and had to keep on
pretending he was blowing his nose to hide it.
As soon as they had said good night to the Professor and gone upstairs on the first night,
the boys came into the girls' room and they all talked it over.
"We've fallen on our feet and no mistake," said Peter. "This is going to be perfectly
splendid. That old chap will let us do anything we like."

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◆車くん・車アスペ・車トンスル、とは
・名前の由来：「ギフティアは車より飛行機より安全！銃より原発より安全！オラウータンにも人権がある！」という持論から
・ほぼ毎日スレに粘着し、ガバガバ言う奴やツッコミを入れる奴を、アンチ呼ばわりする
・SAIや第一は悪くない！契約者や闇回収だけが悪い！というのも特徴
・「それはお前の主観だろ！」とよく言うが、それがブーメランになっていると気付いていない
・何を言っても否定、攻撃のどちらかで、上から目線で自分以外の常識は受け入れない
・バレバレな自演を平気でする＆自演言われても白を切る、厚顔無恥
・擁護しかしない奴、とにかく褒めるだけの奴も要チェック。彼の別IDの可能性が大
・「最初から分かってる欠陥は欠陥じゃなくて仕様！」等、一般人には理解できない迷言を吐きまくる
・ファビョりだすとすぐ「キチガイはアンチスレでやってろ！」と喚き出す

今までは、2回線で続投・1回線でIDコロコロというパターンが多い
スルーされるようになると、寂しさのあまりIDコロコロを多用したり自演するようになったりもする
特定ワードや持論が多く、特定は割と容易。こいつが居る時と居ない時では、スレの流れが全く違うのも笑いどころ

※ガバメモと同じで、彼にツッコミを入れたくなる気持ちは非常に良く分かりますが、落ち着いて参考を読みましょう
　スルー出来ないと、全く同じ問答を何度も何度も、ひたすら繰り返す羽目になります！
　ガバ作者同様、世間知らず＆常識はずれなので！
　はっきり言って、この常識の通じないアスペをまともに相手をするだけ時間と労力とスレの無駄！なので！
　
●参考
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"What's that noise?" said Lucy suddenly. It was a far larger house than she had ever been
in before and the thought of all those long passages and rows of doors leading into empty
rooms was beginning to make her feel a little creepy.
"It's only a bird, silly," said Edmund.
"It's an owl," said Peter. "This is going to be a wonderful place for birds. I shall go to bed
now. I say, let's go and explore tomorrow. You might find anything in a place like this.
Did you see those mountains as we came along? And the woods? There might be eagles.
There might be stags. There'll be hawks."
"Badgers!" said Lucy.
"Foxes!" said Edmund.
"Rabbits!" said Susan.
But when next morning came there was a steady rain falling, so thick that when you
looked out of the window you could see neither the mountains nor the woods nor even
the stream in the garden.
"Of course it would be raining!" said Edmund. They had just finished their breakfast with
the Professor and were upstairs in the room he had set apart for them - a long, low room
with two windows looking out in one direction and two in another.
"Do stop grumbling, Ed," said Susan. "Ten to one it'll clear up in an hour or so. And in
the meantime we're pretty well off. There's a wireless and lots of books."

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"Not for me"said Peter; "I'm going to explore in the house."
Everyone agreed to this and that was how the adventures began. It was the sort of house
that you never seem to come to the end of, and it was full of unexpected places. The first
few doors they tried led only into spare bedrooms, as everyone had expected that they
would; but soon they came to a very long room full of pictures and there they found a suit
of armour; and after that was a room all hung with green, with a harp in one corner; and
then came three steps down and five steps up, and then a kind of little upstairs hall and a
door that led out on to a balcony, and then a whole series of rooms that led into each
other and were lined with books - most of them very old books and some bigger than a
Bible in a church. And shortly after that they looked into a room that was quite empty
except for one big wardrobe; the sort that has a looking-glass in the door. There was
nothing else in the room at all except a dead blue-bottle on the window-sill.
"Nothing there!" said Peter, and they all trooped out again - all except Lucy. She stayed
behind because she thought it would be worth while trying the door of the wardrobe, even
though she felt almost sure that it would be locked. To her surprise it opened quite easily,
and two moth-balls dropped out.

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Looking into the inside, she saw several coats hanging up - mostly long fur coats. There
was nothing Lucy liked so much as the smell and feel of fur. She immediately stepped
into the wardrobe and got in among the coats and rubbed her face against them, leaving
the door open, of course, because she knew that it is very foolish to shut oneself into any
wardrobe. Soon she went further in and found that there was a second row of coats
hanging up behind the first one. It was almost quite dark in there and she kept her arms
stretched out in front of her so as not to bump her face into the back of the wardrobe. She
took a step further in - then two or three steps always expecting to feel woodwork against
the tips of her fingers. But she could not feel it.
"This must be a simply enormous wardrobe!" thought Lucy, going still further in and
pushing the soft folds of the coats aside to make room for her. Then she noticed that there
was something crunching under her feet. "I wonder is that more mothballs?" she thought,
stooping down to feel it with her hand. But instead of feeling the hard, smooth wood of
the floor of the wardrobe, she felt something soft and powdery and extremely cold. "This
is very queer," she said, and went on a step or two further.
Next moment she found that what was rubbing against her face and hands was no longer
soft fur but something hard and rough and even prickly. "Why, it is just like branches of
trees!" exclaimed Lucy. And then she saw that there was a light ahead of her; not a few
inches away where the back of the wardrobe ought to have been, but a long way off.
Something cold and soft was falling on her. A moment later she found that she was
standing in the middle of a wood at night-time with snow under her feet and snowflakes
falling through the air.

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"You are in fact Human?"
"Of course I'm human," said Lucy, still a little puzzled.
"To be sure, to be sure," said the Faun. "How stupid of me! But I've never seen a Son of
Adam or a Daughter of Eve before. I am delighted. That is to say -" and then it stopped as
if it had been going to say something it had not intended but had remembered in time.
"Delighted, delighted," it went on. "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Tumnus."
"I am very pleased to meet you, Mr Tumnus," said Lucy.
"And may I ask, O Lucy Daughter of Eve," said Mr Tumnus, "how you have come into
Narnia?"
"Narnia? What's that?" said Lucy.
"This is the land of Narnia," said the Faun, "where we are now; all that lies between the
lamp-post and the great castle of Cair Paravel on the eastern sea. And you - you have
come from the wild woods of the west?"
"I - I got in through the wardrobe in the spare room," said Lucy.

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"Ah!" said Mr Tumnus in a rather melancholy voice, "if only I had worked harder at
geography when I was a little Faun, I should no doubt know all about those strange
countries. It is too late now."
"But they aren't countries at all," said Lucy, almost laughing. "It's only just back there - at
least - I'm not sure. It is summer there."
"Meanwhile," said Mr Tumnus, "it is winter in Narnia, and has been for ever so long, and
we shall both catch cold if we stand here talking in the snow. Daughter of Eve from the
far land of Spare Oom where eternal summer reigns around the bright city of War Drobe,
how would it be if you came and had tea with me?"
"Thank you very much, Mr Tumnus," said Lucy. "But I was wondering whether I ought
to be getting back."
"It's only just round the corner," said the Faun, "and there'll be a roaring fire - and toast -
and sardines - and cake."
"Well, it's very kind of you," said Lucy. "But I shan't be able to stay long."
"If you will take my arm, Daughter of Eve," said Mr Tumnus, "I shall be able to hold the
umbrella over both of us. That's the way. Now - off we go."

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And really it was a wonderful tea. There was a nice brown egg, lightly boiled, for each of
them, and then sardines on toast, and then buttered toast, and then toast with honey, and
then a sugar-topped cake. And when Lucy was tired of eating the Faun began to talk. He
had wonderful tales to tell of life in the forest. He told about the midnight dances and
how the Nymphs who lived in the wells and the Dryads who lived in the trees came out to
dance with the Fauns; about long hunting parties after the milk-white stag who could give
you wishes if you caught him; about feasting and treasure-seeking with the wild Red
Dwarfs in deep mines and caverns far beneath the forest floor; and then about summer
when the woods were green and old Silenus on his fat donkey would come to visit them,
and sometimes Bacchus himself, and then the streams would run with wine instead of
water and the whole forest would give itself up to jollification for weeks on end. "Not
that it isn't always winter now," he added gloomily. Then to cheer himself up he took out
from its case on the dresser a strange little flute that looked as if it were made of straw
and began to play. And the tune he played made Lucy want to cry and laugh and dance
and go to sleep all at the same time. It must have been hours later when she shook herself
and said:
"Oh, Mr Tumnus - I'm so sorry to stop you, and I do love that tune - but really, I must go
home. I only meant to stay for a few minutes."

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"It's no good now, you know," said the Faun, laying down its flute and shaking its head at
her very sorrowfully.
"No good?" said Lucy, jumping up and feeling rather frightened. "What do you mean?
I've got to go home at once. The others will be wondering what has happened to me." But
a moment later she asked, "Mr Tumnus! Whatever is the matter?" for the Faun's brown
eyes had filled with tears and then the tears began trickling down its cheeks, and soon
they were running off the end of its nose; and at last it covered its face with its hands and
began to howl.
"Mr Tumnus! Mr Tumnus!" said Lucy in great distress. "Don't! Don't! What is the
matter? Aren' you well? Dear Mr Tumnus, do tell me what is wrong." But the Faun
continued sobbing as if its heart would break. And even when Lucy went over and put
her arms round him and lent him her hand kerchief, he did not stop. He merely took the
handker chief and kept on using it, wringing it out with both hands whenever it got too
wet to be any more use, so that presently Lucy was standing in a damp patch.
"Mr Tumnus!" bawled Lucy in his ear, shaking him. "Do stop. Stop it at once! You ought
to be ashamed of yourself, a great big Faun like you. What on earth are you crying
about?"
"Oh - oh - oh!" sobbed Mr Tumnus, "I'm crying because I'm such a bad Faun."
"I don't think you're a bad Faun at all," said Lucy. "I think you are a very good Faun. You
are the nicest Faun I've ever met."

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"That's the worst of it," said Mr Tumnus with a deep groan. "I'm a kidnapper for her,
that's what I am. Look at me, Daughter of Eve. Would you believe that I'm the sort of
Faun to meet a poor innocent child in the wood, one that had never done me any harm,
and pretend to be friendly with it, and invite it home to my cave, all for the sake of lulling
it asleep and then handing it over to the White Witch?"
"No," said Lucy. "I'm sure you wouldn't do anything of the sort."
"But I have," said the Faun.
"Well," said Lucy rather slowly (for she wanted to be truthful and yet not be too hard on
him), "well, that was pretty bad. But you're so sorry for it that I'm sure you will never do
it again."
"Daughter of Eve, don't you understand?" said the Faun. "It isn't something I have done.
I'm doing it now, this very moment."
"What do you mean?" cried Lucy, turning very white.
"You are the child," said Tumnus. "I had orders from the White Witch that if ever I saw a
Son of Adam or a Daughter of Eve in the wood, I was to catch them and hand them over
to her. And you are the first I've ever met. And I've pretended to be your friend an asked
you to tea, and all the time I've been meaning to wait till you were asleep and then go and
tell Her."

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"Oh, but you won't, Mr Tumnus," said Lucy. "Yo won't, will you? Indeed, indeed you
really mustn't."
"And if I don't," said he, beginning to cry again "she's sure to find out. And she'll have
my tail cut off and my horns sawn off, and my beard plucked out, and she'll wave her
wand over my beautiful clove hoofs and turn them into horrid solid hoofs like wretched
horse's. And if she is extra and specially angry she'll turn me into stone and I shall be
only statue of a Faun in her horrible house until the four thrones at Cair Paravel are filled
and goodness knows when that will happen, or whether it will ever happen at all."
"I'm very sorry, Mr Tumnus," said Lucy. "But please let me go home."
"Of course I will," said the Faun. "Of course I've got to. I see that now. I hadn't known
what Humans were like before I met you. Of course I can't give you up to the Witch; not
now that I know you. But we must be off at once. I'll see you back to the lamp-post. I
suppose you can find your own way from there back to Spare Oom and War Drobe?"
"I'm sure I can," said Lucy.
"We must go as quietly as we can," said Mr Tumnus. "The whole wood is full of her
spies. Even some of the trees are on her side."
They both got up and left the tea things on the table,

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They both got up and left the tea things on the table, and Mr Tumnus once more put up
his umbrella and gave Lucy his arm, and they went out into the snow. The journey back
was not at all like the journey to the Faun's cave; they stole along as quickly as they
could, without speaking a word, and Mr Tumnus kept to the darkest places. Lucy was
relieved when they reached the lamp-post again.
"Do you know your way from here, Daughter o Eve?" said Tumnus.
Lucy looked very hard between the trees and could just see in the distance a patch of light
that looked like daylight. "Yes," she said, "I can see the wardrobe door."
"Then be off home as quick as you can," said the Faun, "and - c-can you ever forgive me
for what meant to do?"
"Why, of course I can," said Lucy, shaking him heartily by the hand. "And I do hope you
won't get into dreadful trouble on my account."
"Farewell, Daughter of Eve," said he. "Perhaps I may keep the handkerchief?"
"Rather!" said Lucy, and then ran towards the far off patch of daylight as quickly as her
legs would carry her. And presently instead of rough branch brushing past her she felt
coats, and instead of crunching snow under her feet she felt wooden board and all at once
she found herself jumping out of the wardrobe into the same empty room from which the

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That day, when it came to the afternoon and there was still no sign of a break in the
weather, they decided to play hide-and-seek. Susan was "It" and as soon as the others
scattered to hide, Lucy went to the room where the wardrobe was. She did not mean to
hide in the wardrobe, because she knew that would only set the others talking again about
the whole wretched business. But she did want to have one more look inside it; for by this
time she was beginning to wonder herself whether Narnia and the Faun had not been a
dream. The house was so large and complicated and full of hiding-places that she thought
she would have time to have one look into the wardrobe and then hide somewhere else.
But as soon as she reached it she heard steps in the passage outside, and then there was
nothing for it but to jump into the wardrobe and hold the door closed behind her. She did

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not shut it properly because she knew that it is very silly to shut oneself into a wardrobe,
even if it is not a magic one.
Now the steps she had heard were those of Edmund; and he came into the room just in
time to see Lucy vanishing into the wardrobe. He at once decided to get into it himself -
not because he thought it a particularly good place to hide but because he wanted to go on
teasing her about her imaginary country. He opened the door. There were the coats
hanging up as usual, and a smell of mothballs, and darkness and silence, and no sign of
Lucy. "She thinks I'm Susan come to catch her," said Edmund to himself, "and so she's
keeping very quiet in at the back." He jumped in and shut the door, forgetting what a very
foolish thing this is to do. Then he began feeling about for Lucy in the dark. He had
expected to find her in a few seconds and was very surprised when he did not. He decided
to open the door again and let in some light. But he could not find the door either. He
didn't like this at all and began groping wildly in every direction; he even shouted out,
"Lucy! Lu! Where are you? I know you're here."
There was no answer and Edmund noticed that his own voice had a curious sound - not
the sound you expect in a cupboard, but a kind of open-air sound. He also noticed that he
was unexpectedly cold; and then he saw a light.

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